What did I do today [?]
Had a PaceMaker fitted.
Just ten months after my quadruple 'coronary artery bypass grafts' [CABG for English speaking Acronym lovers], I found myself on Tuesday with a Heart Rate of about 33. …. Not being an elite athlete, it was pretty obvious that this was not a good thing.
Went to see the Doctor, Wednesday morning: She confirmed my self-diagnosis that I had a 'total Heart Block', which earned me a ride in a fast Ambulance.
Spent last night wired-up to a beeping ECG machine, and a Philips 'HeartStart XL' on stand-by to do the Frankenstein job if needs-be. Pulse remained stable, and they found a 'slot' for me … [this was probably easier than doing the paperwork for the alternative outcome]
Implanting the device, this morning, only took about 40 minutes, and appears to be very successful … So you're not rid of me yet.
Apologies for absence 
MichaelG.