On subject of cats, our cat (Deceased after 2nd road accident), bit me. She was not too chuffed when I ran her over after a return from shopping some weeks earlier.
I went to our local A&E here in France. On booking in, the receptionist enquired was it a dog bite. I replied, 'No it was a cat' Oh, that strange, it is usually a dog.
Triage nurse arrived and asked, you the bloke with a dog bite – Well, no, its a cat bite. Oh, that's strange, we usually get dog bites here.
House man arrived, you the bloke with a dog bite – Well, no, its a cat bite. Oh, that's strange, we usually get dog bites here.
Senior houseman arrived, you the bloke with a dog bite – Well, no, its a cat bite. Oh, that's strange, we usually get dog bites here. Following that, nurse bathed finger in ether or something, wrapped it up and gave me prescription for antibiotics. – We haven't finished !!
Went to the pharmacy and was asked the same stupid question – with a twist. When I said cat bite she asked was it a male cat. I said she was actually female upon which she replied – strange, its normally male cats that bite.
You can't get it right sometimes.
BobH