This is all wonderfully illuminating…and all to do with something very simple (ostensibly). I'm gratified that we all broadly agree an approach.
I find on the internet there's a company (in the US) called Sealcon that have thread adaptors that have a female PG29 thread at one end. That ought to get us half-way there. I haven't contacted them yet and there may be other suppliers closer to home.
If Bob so generously wants to provide a bit of marine bronze here in France I'm at
4 Place de l'Eglise, 80150 GUESCHART (it's on the Somme) I can pay in France no problem – UK, not so straightforward I'm afraid.
Thanks again for all the info.
Martyn