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    Mick Henshall
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      #297917
      Mick Henshall
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        @mickhenshall99321

        Its been a funny sort of day !! —-Mick20170513_114446.jpg

        Edited By Neil Wyatt on 13/05/2017 20:41:31

        #297919
        Hopper
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          @hopper

          surprise Got your head caught between the chuck and the bed?

          #297923
          Mick Henshall
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            @mickhenshall99321

            Used a number 4 on me clippers, took it of to trim moustache and guess who didn't put the bloody thing back on before final trim, I am now eligible to join the local gang !! kulou

            Mick the hairless

             

            #297924
            MW
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              @mw27036
              Posted by Mick Henshall on 13/05/2017 12:18:03:

              I am now eligible to join the local gang !! kulou

              Mick the hairless

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              If I were in a gang I'd call you "stripe" cheeky

              Michael W

              #297926
              Mick Henshall
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                @mickhenshall99321

                Well its either a gang or I could be a Viking they had some crazy hairstyles, I think I'll call it a parting

                Mick

                #297933
                pgk pgk
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                  @pgkpgk17461

                  Artists call that a happy accident and make a feature of thier mistakes.. a litle teak oil in the centre and mahogany stain at the sides…should polish up nicely…

                  #297946
                  daveb
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                    @daveb17630

                    I had the same conversation with the hairdresser every time, " No.1 shave please". "All over sir?". "No, just the head".

                    #298014
                    Neil Wyatt
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                      @neilwyatt
                      Posted by Mick Henshall on 13/05/2017 12:18:03:

                      Used a number 4 on me clippers, took it of to trim moustache and guess who didn't put the bloody thing back on before final trim, I am now eligible to join the local gang !! kulou

                      Mick the hairless

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                      It's a sort of negative mohican…

                      Happened to me – asked my wife to do the back, she took the depth bit off to do the back of my neck, put it back on for a final run over and 'somehow' it fell off without her noticing…

                      Neil

                      #298020
                      matt merchant
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                        @mattmerchant42413

                        did the same thing myself a few years back, had to do the rest no1 to match and was considering some red braces with DMs to complete the look

                        #298021
                        Boiler Bri
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                          @boilerbri

                          That will be turned into a slap head then?

                          Well done for brightening my evening up.

                          #298111
                          Robbo
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                            @robbo

                            Mick

                            Did similar at last trim time. Took trimmer head off to trim moustache, then started to trim along jawbone without putting it back – result one bald patch on right cheek.

                            So had to trim all the beard down to "designer stubble".

                            Take comfort from the old gardener's saying "growth follows the knife".

                            #298114
                            SillyOldDuffer
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                              @sillyoldduffer

                              I wouldn't worry about it Mick. I've been developing an extra wide centre parting hair-cut for years now and see no reason why it shouldn't carry on down the back of my neck.

                              There is consolation. It's well known that bald chaps are much more virile than those unfortunate full-thatch types.

                              Dave

                              #298122
                              Robbo
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                                @robbo

                                Why do bald men have bigger balls than hairy men?

                                They sell more tickets.

                                I'll get me coat.

                                #298131
                                mark costello 1
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                                  @markcostello1

                                  I tell the wife I have a hawk as there is no mo for the Mo. My coat, please!

                                  #298137
                                  I.M. OUTAHERE
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                                    @i-m-outahere

                                    I had a near new set of wahl l clippers die on me halfway through converting my noggin to skinhead mode , had to put a beanie on in the middle of summer and go and buy a new set .

                                    people give you really strange looks when you walk around a shopping centre with a beanie on when its 40 c outside !

                                    #298158
                                    Mick Henshall
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                                      @mickhenshall99321

                                      Update,

                                      Chopped all me hair off

                                      my wife doesn't know who I am and won't let me in the house !!  

                                      I've offered to marry her

                                      Still waiting for an answer

                                      Mick

                                      #299019
                                      thaiguzzi
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                                        @thaiguzzi
                                        Posted by Mick Henshall on 14/05/2017 21:22:13:

                                        Update,

                                        Chopped all me hair off

                                        my wife doesn't know who I am and won't let me in the house !! Â

                                        I've offered to marry her

                                        Still waiting for an answer

                                        Mick

                                        Makes you look 10 years younger though…

                                        #299040
                                        mark costello 1
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                                          @markcostello1

                                          Great way to get shop time!

                                          #299146
                                          Howi
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                                            @howi

                                            Should have gone to specsavers……….

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