Posted by Neil Wyatt on 12/03/2015 12:08:06:
Einstein said something along the lines of 'if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what is an empty desk a sign of?'
Many years ago (as is so often said around here) the high-tech company I was working for moved to a new location. About 6 months later we had an "open day" where members of the board and other brass could come and view the new offices.
We were instructed that we had to have clean desks … just the immediate notes we were working with and a pencil or two – to "create the right impression" (huh?). So there I was dutifully sitting with a notepad and pencil – and just for good measure a coffee cup – trying to look like I was doing something high tech. Not easy. I decided I needed a file (the paper kind) which, I believed was in the right-hand filing drawer. It wasn't. So (leaving that drawer open), I opened the left-hand filing drawer …… and the whole (old fashioned, heavy metal desk) tipped over, spilling coffee everywhere – not the least of which was on me and my 18th (I think) edition of machinery's handbook purchased a week before – and injuring me in a minor way (bruises). It took several people to get the desk off.
At least some of the visiting brass had the decency to point out the irony.