I've searched the interweb and failed to find a package to convert SI into the FFF system. This is a need which must be filled by some clever person. We also need nomenclature for the derived units, equivalent to Newtons, Joules, watts etc. For starters
1 kg = 0.0245 firkins
1 metre = 0.3048 feet
1 second = 826.7 nanoFortnights
so 1 Newton, which is 1*kg*m/s^2 is 91.52 pico firkin.ft/fortnight^2. This is a bit of a mouthful, so I suggest we just call it a picoFoundal. Anyone remember poundals? Suggested names for all other derived units are invited, all to begin with the letter F to avoid confusion