Ah, but is a solution of Mentos in Coca-cola (other products are available) any good for pickling newly silver-soldered boilers…?
(Sorry – I'll get my overalls.)
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Talking of wind and effervescent beverages though…
… Unusually for me I treated myself to a dinner-time pint one Sunday. Among the perhaps dozen other customers in the pub was a group of four men who all ordered roast dinners – which arrived as sizeable servings and looked delicious.
They left shortly after. One had eaten about a third of his, the others had barely sampled theirs. The bar-maid asked "was everything all right?", and they assured her it was as they walked out. She, and the rest of us, all looked at what they'd left, and at each other, agreeing about the appalling waste.
I pointed to their table. "That's why," I said. "They were all too bloated by about three pints of fizzy lager each, first, to be able to eat anything"!