You're working much too hard on a time-waster; Mother Nature always wins in the end. Throw the fork away and move permanently into your workshop. It's a safe space where only good things happen.
Dave
Very true, ………though not sure about safe and only good things happen? lol
This last 15 years working a large garden things have got progessively harder, rain no rain, excessive heat, loads of pigeons, butterflies, slugs, flys of all colours, old muscles …etc etc. I have given up and taken Dave's advice , going to get myself a "train set" as well.
Gardening was never like this, 50 years ago with 1/2 and acre and a Fergy 20, a 410 and spray made it easier, but were accepted then!
Pete