I've got this theory about paperclips . . .
If you add up all the paperclips ever made then surely we have coated the entire planet in at least 2 inches of 'em by now.
So where are all the paperclips ? 'Cos I can never find one when I need one.
I reckon they are being stored, but stored where?
If they're in the desk drawer of that bloke whose eyes are far too close together in R&D, then that desk drawer presents us with some physics problems of its own. How can his desk drawer possibly contain every paperclip that can no longer be found?
So who's got all the paperclips?