There used to be a lunatic in Yalding ,Kent ,called Steve Acworth who made guitars , rocking horses and crossbows . I'd just bought a new Stratocaster ,my mate had a test drive, and told me to take it to Acworth Artifacts and get him to set it up low and fast… " Oh he does Ronnie Woods and the Quo's he knows what he's about …."
So i knock on the door , open it a bit "Hello? Anyone there?" and THWACK !! This bolt goes over my head and into the door jamb ….F##k !!
In the darkness this skinny hippie type says "Like my new crossbow ? Just finished it !"
"Mmm great"
Explain that Rick sent me.. I want a brass nut , and set up ,etc
He takes my brand new Strat ,plugs it in , has a twang.. (sounds better than me playing it)
" Mmmm leave it with me it'll be 60 quid"
Then in front of me ,picks up a pair of side cutters ,and cuts through all the strings .. Cripes !
I leave.. I ring Rick , and tell him what he did..
"Oh you're lucky, when he did mine he didn't slacken or take my strings off at all , he just took the neck off with an electric screwdriver ..
It did survive and i've still got it ! Crazy bloke but clever
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