Funny you should go there Dave… Any complaints about this story, Dave's to blame 😉
So I tried shaving with a cutthroat for a while, quite like it but there's those few extra steps you need to take with it that put me off. Well… Not so much the steps but what can go wrong if you forget one of them.
So I got this razor second hand. Beautiful Sheffield steel, I forget the maker but a known one. Not bothered about it being second hand, I put a new edge on it and gave it some serious sterilising, in Milton's and then alcohol.
We got on great for a good month or so… Now I'm not to this day sure why I thought it was a good idea at the time, but I was probably onto a winner and decided the plums could do with a trim in the event of…
So I gave the razor a quick hone and a strop and set to. One tiny little nick right on the join of the sack but nothing serious (I thought), dash of alcohol and jobs a goodun.
Cut to a month or two later I notice a sort of pea size lump where I'd nicked it. Within a day and some twiddling the thing turns into a grape and I think "DOCTOR"! Who promptly says "I AINT TOUCHING THAT!" and sends me to A&E.
So the moral of the story is, if you're going to use a straight razor, sterilise the blade EVERY BLOODY TIME, especially after stoning. That is unless you enjoy the idea of having a golf ball size cyst drained from anywhere whatsoever….
I won't treat you to the very impressive picture of my holy ball bag, that all of my friends had to endure for months after!
HAPPY FRIDAY FOLKS 😉
J
Edited By UncouthJ on 03/03/2023 10:56:11