My usual jibe at Elf and Safety is that they don't have doors on the office to avoid trapping fingers, and are not allowed to use pencils or pens for fear of stabbing themselves.
Apparently, where I used to work, the H & S manager's office is within the main H &S one, and has NO door!
Heeding the warnings of my woodwork master at school (MANY years ago) try to keep hands behind anything sharp or dangerous Note the word TRY.
Guess who sharpened a pencil, and then promptly stabbed himself with it? (Still have a dark spot on the finger)
Let him that is without sin, cast the first stone!
(Must learn to type, and/or proof read)
Howard
Edited By Howard Lewis on 30/11/2017 11:33:53