My Dad subscribed to Practical Householder magazine whose covering of everything the amateur can do from covering the kitchen in Fablon and Formica to building the house around it, evokes comparison with the thread about the future of model-engineering.
I do though recall one article describing a “Corner Bar” for your lounge – “front room” to our family.
It was a quadrant counter probably complete with quilted-pattern Fablon for the front panel, perhaps too with Formica on the top; but definitely complete with a beer-engine for which the writer had also given the drawings.
It looked right realistic, provided you managed to conceal from your impressed guests your opening of the crown-capped beer bottle and clipping it into the under-counter pouring mechanism operated via the impressive handle.
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And in strange link between “old” kitchen tools and modern yoof all thinking a “file” is something in a computer, a few years ago I was astonished by the battle a guest in my caving-club kitchen, had to open a crown-corked bottle of beer. She was using an ordinary, rotary can-opener by its can-opening end, blissfully unaware of the bottle-opening hook at the other end of the handle.
Eventually, I said, “Turn it round!”.
With a visage of utter puzzlement, she stared at this too-complex tool for a while (maybe it was too simple, with no computer to drive it). Then inverted it and resumed battle with the obstinately sealed bottle and the re-orientated opener’s can-opening end.
I sighed, gently took the implement from her, reversed it and showed her the bottle-top hook.
Light dawned at last!
She was much more highly edumificated than me, but never had I thought I would ever see a university student baffled by a beer bottle-opener. Whatever she was studying for, I decided, was clearly not a Degree in Catering.
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I thought only we of bus-pass age would be familiar with Fablon and Formica; but a quick search revealed, no, these two facing materials are still available!
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Right, I’ve had my coffee, so back out to the workshop for an hour or so afore tea. Metal doesn’t get worked all by itself.