I like it!
I have, or had, a pair of odd-leg, or “Jenny” calipers that may have been made as an apprentice exercise. The two legs, of flat strip steel, are engraved with…. fish-net stockings enhanced by the edge-hook and scriber-holder being fashioned as high-heeled “kinky” boots.
I also had something really weird. A twist-drill of perhaps 4mm diameter, whose helix reversed from right to left hand half-way along its length. It looked as-manufactured, not someone’s idea of a joke by modifying a standard drill, and I though I know there are LH helix drills for special purposes, I haven’t the foggiest why a hermaphrodite one would be made!