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  • #656365
    lee webster
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      @leewebster72680

      Well, a custard plant really. I can buy tins of custard from Morrisons, but I would rather grow my own. I grow rhubarb, and there are blackberries growing at the bottom of my garden. A few days ago I picked rhubarb and blackberries and cooked the rhubarb in the microwave. Easy. After cooking, I added the blackberries and warmed some custard separately. A very enjoyable sweet, not too much sugar, just a sprinkle. I then thought, "why am I buying custard? I should be growing my own". So, any reccomendations? I do have a small greenhouse if required.

      A friend suggested Birds custard, but I am a vegetarian, so I can't eat birds.

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      #37320
      lee webster
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        @leewebster72680
        #656366
        Brian G
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          @briang

          With a greenhouse you could grow the "Custard Apple" Annona Reticulata.

          Brian G

          #656368
          JasonB
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            @jasonb

            If you can't eat bird's then you should try Ambrosia. This photo is of the Ambrosia plant that produces custard

            ambrosia.jpg

            #656372
            Ramon Wilson
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              @ramonwilson3

              I grow two varieties of Rhubarb and have a prolific cultivated Blackberry that produces huge fruits so am in constant need of custard.

              Bird's 'ready to mix' in packets – just add hot water and stir – is our preferred choice. Quick, easy, just the right amount of sweetness and goes with the above a treat – bugger trying to grow your ownlaugh

               

              Best – Tug

              Edited By Ramon Wilson on 13/08/2023 15:55:39

              #656373
              Roger Clark
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                @rogerclark
                Posted by JasonB on 13/08/2023 15:32:17:

                If you can't eat bird's then you should try Ambrosia. This photo is of the Ambrosia plant that produces custard

                ambrosia.jpg

                Yes but only Gods are allowed to eat Ambrosia devillaugh

                #656375
                DMB
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                  @dmb

                  Added sugar! I have an oven dish 12 x 8.5 x 2.5" deep, with a fruit crumble in it, to dip into each day. Supermarket cooking apples, skinned chopped and cooked then when nearly cooked, blackberries picked by me from hedgerows chucked in on top to cook, taking only a few minutes.No sugar at all. Turned out of saucepan into oven dish covered in a commercial crumble mix. Sainsburys own brand is very powdery and tastes like there too much sugar added for my liking. Sugar not listed in the ingredients. Aunt Bessie's version lists sugar, demerara sugar, Cane Molasses but I can't detect any of that by taste, so could be only minimal. Point is, at no stage do I add sugar and find it OK. But then I can eat grapefruit or lemon with no sugar, or any other sweetener. Dont do artificial sweeteners. Not tried it yet but plan to make my own crumble mix, so I know exactly what's in it and what's not, like palm oil which I struggle to avoid because its shoved in everything. I always cook blackberries to sterilise them after sat on by flies, no telling what else they've sat on!

                  John

                  Edited By DMB on 13/08/2023 16:04:13

                  #656377
                  DMB
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                    @dmb

                    Sorry I cant help with custard, I just 'suffer' the Birds version, but think its OK.

                    John

                    #656379
                    Frances IoM
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                      @francesiom58905

                      since, as I’m sure you know, proper custard is made by slowly cooking whisked egg yolks and sugar with whole warmed milk until it thickens (4 egg yolks, 3-4 oz sugar + 1/2 pt of full cream milk – thus for self sufficiency you need to purchase a cow, some laying hens and unless you are in the tropics grow sugar beet – though personally I would make a trip to the local supermarket for the raw ingredients.

                      #656382
                      Journeyman
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                        @journeyman

                        Bird's Custard Powder contains no egg the ingredients are simply :-

                        • Maize Starch
                        • Salt
                        • Flavouring,
                        • Colour (Annatto Norbixin)

                        So you need to grow some corn and set up a millcheeky
                        Oh yes, you need to add the milk so you want a suitable source of that.

                        John

                        Edited By Journeyman on 13/08/2023 16:19:37

                        #656384
                        peak4
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                          @peak4

                          I think maybe someone has missed the point in Lee's post where he differentiates between upper and lower case B wink

                          Bill

                          #656389
                          V8Eng
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                            @v8eng

                            Don’t custard plants grow alongside Spaghetti trees?devil

                            I guess only the slightly more aged amongst us (myself included) might understand that.wink

                            Edited By V8Eng on 13/08/2023 16:48:01

                            #656391
                            SillyOldDuffer
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                              @sillyoldduffer

                              Don't want to start a row, but Card Carrying Vegetarians aren't allowed custard of any type. Custard has egg in it.

                              Only poachers turned gamekeeper claim eggs aren't really flesh. In my opinion all those who have betrayed the movement should be boiled, fried and scrambled. It will teach them to take a yolk.

                              Dave

                              #656392
                              lee webster
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                                @leewebster72680

                                I remember the news article. It was that, and having lived in Hemel Hempstead for many years (Hemel is also know as "treacle bumpstead" because of the treacle mines) that makes me search for a good custard plant.

                                Thanks for the replies, I was afraid that some might not think me serious.

                                #656393
                                peak4
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                                  @peak4
                                  Posted by V8Eng on 13/08/2023 16:45:40:

                                  Don’t custard plants grow alongside Spaghetti trees?devil

                                  I guess only the slightly more aged amongst us (myself included) might understand that.wink

                                  Edited By V8Eng on 13/08/2023 16:48:01

                                  I believe only in the forest surrounding Montallegro, on Caissa Inferiore, in the San Serriffe archipellago.

                                  Bill

                                  #656417
                                  colin brannigan
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                                    @colinbrannigan54160

                                    It was believed that custard was invented in my hometown of Swansea but this was just an urban myth, some chemist in Birmingham invented it, not sure if invented is the right word.

                                    But Swansea did have the first passenger carrying railway horse drawn of course, 1807 I believe.

                                    Regards Colin

                                    #656426
                                    lee webster
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                                      @leewebster72680

                                      Oh nice try Colin! Custard was invented, I'm not falling for that old chestnut!

                                      Still searching for the plant/bush/tree.

                                      #656430
                                      Mick B1
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                                        @mickb1
                                        Posted by Rockingdodge on 13/08/2023 15:58:42:

                                        Posted by JasonB on 13/08/2023 15:32:17:

                                        If you can't eat bird's then you should try Ambrosia. This photo is of the Ambrosia plant that produces custard

                                        ambrosia.jpg

                                        Yes but only Gods are allowed to eat Ambrosia devillaugh

                                        OK, but there must be a lot of 'em about, to need a factory like that – and they obviously shop in our Morrisons.

                                        laugh

                                        #656433
                                        Ed Dinning 1
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                                          @eddinning1

                                          Looks like the Ambrosia factory is suitably situated in the Yorkshire "rhubarb triangle"

                                          Ed

                                          #656436
                                          john halfpenny
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                                            @johnhalfpenny52803

                                            Pearce Duffs custard powder was the best, but it probably contained lots of E numbers which are now banned. I believe the factory in east London burned down, but a version is still available in the Canary islands, of all places.

                                            #656452
                                            duncan webster 1
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                                              @duncanwebster1
                                              Posted by Mick B1 on 13/08/2023 20:56:42:

                                              Posted by Rockingdodge on 13/08/2023 15:58:42:

                                              Posted by JasonB on 13/08/2023 15:32:17:

                                              If you can't eat bird's then you should try Ambrosia. This photo is of the Ambrosia plant that produces custard

                                              ambrosia.jpg

                                              Yes but only Gods are allowed to eat Ambrosia devillaugh

                                              OK, but there must be a lot of 'em about, to need a factory like that – and they obviously shop in our Morrisons.

                                              laugh

                                              Well if that were true, the Ambrosia people made a mistake building their factory in Devon (I think), as it's well known that God lives in Yorkshire.

                                              #656461
                                              Sam Stones
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                                                @samstones42903

                                                Kitchen science can be rather intriguing.

                                                I found mixing Bird's Custard powder fell into that category.

                                                At a specific moment when there was just enough added liquid (milk), the mix would resist stirring as it became a dilatant non-Newtonian fluid. Yet the same fluid would trickle off the spoon, albeit appearing to be (but not quite) lumpy. Is it something to do with corn starch?

                                                So where, in the kitchen, could you easily demonstrate Bernoulli?

                                                Sam smile d

                                                Chilling out in Melbourne

                                                #656486
                                                DMB
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                                                  @dmb

                                                  Sod it, I'll just toddle down the road to Sainsburys for a tub of Birds. Walk good for me and if there's any 'nasties' in it, little harm done as I don't make custard very often – hate cleaning saucepan, damn milk.

                                                  Lazy John

                                                  #656488
                                                  Nick Clarke 3
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                                                    @nickclarke3
                                                    Posted by Journeyman on 13/08/2023 16:17:26:

                                                    Bird's Custard Powder contains no egg the ingredients are simply :-

                                                    • Maize Starch
                                                    • Salt
                                                    • Flavouring,
                                                    • Colour (Annatto Norbixin)

                                                    So you need to grow some corn and set up a millcheeky
                                                    Oh yes, you need to add the milk so you want a suitable source of that.

                                                    John

                                                    Edited By Journeyman on 13/08/2023 16:19:37

                                                    The original Birds custard was developed because the wife of the company founder was allergic to eggs and he wanted to find her a substitute

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                                                    Neil Wyatt
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                                                      @neilwyatt

                                                      Thanks for brightening up my morning …

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