Can’t remember if i posted this last time, so apologies if i did. It’s ancient, but still tickles me, especially as i come from a mining village, and know how much stuff came out of the back door of the pit.

Two deputies from the colliery turn up at Fred’s house as they suspect he’s been stealing from work.

Doreen his wife answers the door……

“Is Fred in? “ asks the first deputy…..

“Yes lads” Doreen replies….., “He’s down at the bottom of the garden in his workshop”…….”Shall i give him a call ?”

The two deputies give each other a triumphant look……..and one says….” No Love, we’ll have a walk down there for a chat”

“Oh no need for that” replies Doreen……” Just ring that bell and he’ll send the man rider up for you”

😂😂😂

Please Nick don't open that can of worms 😂

Ian

That would rather depend on:

1. The size of the can
2. Whether it is Metric or Imperial
3. The breed of worm
4. and whether they are left or right handed

John

Edited By Journeyman on 15/01/2018 09:37:01

Bean counter says You can't have it.

I was taught as an apprentice if I wanted to keep all my fingers, never put them anywhere you would not want to put your todger!

When i started my first job i got sacked the first week for being 10 thou out

I hate that bank

Edited By ron vale 1 on 24/02/2018 21:17:09

There are only 10 types of people in the world;

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

That applies to all modern cars!

How hard is it counting in binary

It's as easy as 01 10 11

but are there just 57006 old timers left

however in 64bit we have 3735928559 non thinkers

I stumbled acros this one today – and thought it brilliant:

"Joe? He started his apprenticeship before the Dead Sea even reported in sick."

pgk