Ditch the Saracen? wash your mouth out, this is hundreds of years of tradition we're talking about. We've gone all PC and rewritten the 'foul Moroccan dog' line, but that's far enough. St George has a straight sword, this has got to be curved.
I'm tending towards birch ply wrapped in glass fibre, I successfully mended the horse's skull using GF after SWMBO managed to break it. Plastic might be a bit heavy.
If you want a laugh go to EOS. We usually go round the pubs collecting for Halton Haven Hospice, but not the last 2 years for obvious reasons. This performance was for the videographers college course